Quick Checklist for Moms who Haven’t Had Their Coffee Yet

1. Did you leave your four-year-old and 18-month-old unattended with an open box of cereal?
2. Did you leave your creative four-year-old unattended near a giant shaker of salt (aka “snow”)?
3. Did you grind the coffee beans before putting them into the French press?
4. Remember–do not attempt to make phone calls to the bank, health insurance company, or anyone. It’s also probably in everyone’s best interest if you do not answer the phone either.
5. Do NOT attempt to record purchases, or even worse, balance your checkbook.
6. Drink your coffee already! What’s taking you so long?

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